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Effin' Birds, created by Aaron Reynolds, pairs elegant illustrations of birds with the most unexpected, foul-beaked captions you’ll read. These absurd portrayals of avian behavior will certainly make people chirp when you wear them t-shirts, hoodies, and more.

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1. too motherfucking cold light text

too motherfucking cold light text by effinbirds

2. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text

bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text by effinbirds

3. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text

I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text by effinbirds

4. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text

bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text by effinbirds

5. au revoir to your bullshit light text

au revoir to your bullshit light text by effinbirds

6. in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text

in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text by effinbirds

7. au revoir to your bullshit dark text

au revoir to your bullshit dark text by effinbirds

8. I am a goddamned nightmare

I am a goddamned nightmare by effinbirds

9. fuck a doodle boooo

fuck a doodle boooo by effinbirds

10. thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT

thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT by effinbirds

11. fuck deadlines dark text

fuck deadlines dark text by effinbirds

12. fuck deadlines light text

fuck deadlines light text by effinbirds

13. once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text)

once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text) by effinbirds

14. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text

well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text by effinbirds

15. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text

unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text by effinbirds

16. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text

well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text by effinbirds

17. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text

unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text by effinbirds

18. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text

announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text by effinbirds

19. you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text

you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text by effinbirds

20. you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text

you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text by effinbirds

21. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg light text

announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg light text by effinbirds

22. can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text

can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text by effinbirds

23. fuckin wow light text

fuckin wow light text by effinbirds

24. fuckin wow dark text

fuckin wow dark text by effinbirds

25. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text

WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text by effinbirds

26. please consider therapy or fucking off light text

please consider therapy or fucking off light text by effinbirds

27. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text

WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text by effinbirds

28. please consider therapy or fucking off dark text

please consider therapy or fucking off dark text by effinbirds

29. no thanks fuck this (dark text)

no thanks fuck this (dark text) by effinbirds

30. no thanks fuck this (light text)

no thanks fuck this (light text) by effinbirds

31. honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text)

honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text) by effinbirds

32. world's biggest dipshit (dark text)

world's biggest dipshit (dark text) by effinbirds

33. your hot take can eat my ass (light text)

your hot take can eat my ass (light text) by effinbirds

34. world's biggest dipshit (light text)

world's biggest dipshit (light text) by effinbirds

35. put that suggestion back in your butt (light text)

put that suggestion back in your butt (light text) by effinbirds

36. put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text)

put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text) by effinbirds

37. someone really has their dick in a knot today (dark text)

someone really has their dick in a knot today (dark text) by effinbirds

38. oopsie fuckin daisy I guess (dark text)

oopsie fuckin daisy I guess (dark text) by effinbirds

39. try not to set your dick on fire (dark text)

try not to set your dick on fire (dark text) by effinbirds

40. try not to set your dick on fire (light text)

try not to set your dick on fire (light text) by effinbirds

41. AI art can fuck off

AI art can fuck off by effinbirds

42. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text)

I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text) by effinbirds

43. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text)

it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text) by effinbirds

44. excuse me what the fuck (dark text)

excuse me what the fuck (dark text) by effinbirds

45. excuse me what the fuck (light text)

excuse me what the fuck (light text) by effinbirds

46. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text)

it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text) by effinbirds

47. christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit

christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit by effinbirds

48. too motherfucking cold dark text

too motherfucking cold dark text by effinbirds