# Humor T-Shirts for the Dry-Wit Crowd Humor t-shirts at Threadless lean dry: sarcasm, deadpan one-liners and jokes that make you do the math. Louder and weirder lives in [funny t-shirts](/content/shop/!funny/index.html). Either way it is original art from independent artists, printed on demand. 1. [Left Behind](/content/shop/@handsoffmydinosaur/design/left-behind/index.html) **Left Behind** by TeoZ 2. [Intruder](/content/shop/@handsoffmydinosaur/design/intruder/index.html) **Intruder** by TeoZ 3. [Old Disk Yells At Cloud](/content/shop/@handsoffmydinosaur/design/old-disk-yells-at-cloud/index.html) **Old Disk Yells At Cloud** by TeoZ 4. [Unbelievable](/content/shop/@handsoffmydinosaur/design/unbelievable/index.html) **Unbelievable** by TeoZ 5. [Cat Foods](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/cat-foods/index.html) **Cat Foods** by tobefonseca 6. [I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do Funny Duck](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/i-hope-this-email-finds-you-before-i-do-funny-duck/index.html) **I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do Funny Duck** by tobefonseca 7. [I Wear This Shirt Periodically](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/i-wear-this-shirt-periodically/index.html) **I Wear This Shirt Periodically** by tobefonseca 8. [I’m Just Stardust With a Caffeine Habit](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/im-just-stardust-with-a-caffeine-habit/index.html) **I’m Just Stardust With a Caffeine Habit** by tobefonseca 9. [Hey, You Dropped This](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/hey-you-dropped-this/index.html) **Hey, You Dropped This** by tobefonseca 10. [Halloween Movies!](/content/shop/@mitchoconnell/design/halloween-movies/index.html) **Halloween Movies!** by mitchoconnell 11. [too motherfucking cold light text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/too-motherfucking-cold-light-text/index.html) **too motherfucking cold light text** by effinbirds 12. [Gifted Mostly at Napping Halloween Cat](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/gifted-mostly-at-napping-halloween-cat/index.html) **Gifted Mostly at Napping Halloween Cat** by tobefonseca 13. [I'm Fine. It's Just My Face](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/im-fine-its-just-my-face/index.html) **I'm Fine. It's Just My Face** by tobefonseca 14. [Brains Are Awesome I Wish Everybody Had One](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/brains-are-awesome-i-wish-everybody-had-one/index.html) **Brains Are Awesome I Wish Everybody Had One** by tobefonseca 15. [Booooty Funny Ghosts](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/booooty-funny-ghosts/index.html) **Booooty Funny Ghosts** by tobefonseca 16. [bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/bitch-who-the-fuck-do-you-think-you-are-dark-text/index.html) **bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text** by effinbirds 17. [I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/i-love-you-but-youre-kind-of-a-dumbass-dark-text-1/index.html) **I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text** by effinbirds 18. [bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/bitch-who-the-fuck-do-you-think-you-are-light-text/index.html) **bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text** by effinbirds 19. [VOTE BUB](/content/shop/@mitchoconnell/design/vote-bub/index.html) **VOTE BUB** by mitchoconnell 20. [au revoir to your bullshit light text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/au-revoir-to-your-bullshit-light-text/index.html) **au revoir to your bullshit light text** by effinbirds 21. [in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/in-case-you-were-thinking-about-fucking-off-you-definitely-should-dark-text/index.html) **in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text** by effinbirds 22. [au revoir to your bullshit dark text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/au-revoir-to-your-bullshit-dark-text/index.html) **au revoir to your bullshit dark text** by effinbirds 23. [Safety Third Funny Duck](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/safety-third-funny-duck/index.html) **Safety Third Funny Duck** by tobefonseca 24. [RPG Atom](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/rpg-atom/index.html) **RPG Atom** by tobefonseca 25. [I am a goddamned nightmare](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/i-am-a-goddamned-nightmare/index.html) **I am a goddamned nightmare** by effinbirds 26. [fuck a doodle boooo](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/fuck-a-doodle-boooo/index.html) **fuck a doodle boooo** by effinbirds 27. [Moped](/content/shop/@handsoffmydinosaur/design/moped/index.html) **Moped** by TeoZ 28. [Houston I'm Probably The Problem](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/houston-im-probably-the-problem/index.html) **Houston I'm Probably The Problem** by tobefonseca 29. [thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/thank-the-fuckin-lord-for-booze-dark-text/index.html) **thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT** by effinbirds 30. [fuck deadlines dark text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/fuck-deadlines-dark-text/index.html) **fuck deadlines dark text** by effinbirds 31. [fuck deadlines light text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/fuck-deadlines-light-text/index.html) **fuck deadlines light text** by effinbirds 32. [Why Would I Deceive You?](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/why-would-i-deceive-you/index.html) **Why Would I Deceive You?** by tobefonseca 33. [once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text)](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/once-a-dumbass-motherfucker-always-a-dumbass-motherfucker-dark-text/index.html) **once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text)** by effinbirds 34. [Choose Your Weapon Duck](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/choose-your-weapon-duck/index.html) **Choose Your Weapon Duck** by tobefonseca 35. [The Fall Of The Roman Empire](/content/shop/@handsoffmydinosaur/design/the-fall-of-the-roman-empire/index.html) **The Fall Of The Roman Empire** by TeoZ 36. [Tree of Life and Technology](/content/shop/@tobefonseca/design/tree-of-life-and-technology/index.html) **Tree of Life and Technology** by tobefonseca 37. [Vertigo](/content/shop/@rodrigobhz/design/vertigo-5/index.html) **Vertigo** by rodrigobhz 38. [well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/well-todays-gonna-be-a-bucket-of-shit-dark-text-1/index.html) **well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text** by effinbirds 39. [unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/unfortunately-i-am-too-busy-to-listen-to-your-bullshit-today-dark-text-1/index.html) **unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text** by effinbirds 40. [well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/well-todays-gonna-be-a-bucket-of-shit-light-text-1/index.html) **well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text** by effinbirds 41. [unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text](/content/shop/@effinbirds/design/unfortunately-i-am-too-busy-to-listen-to-your-bullshit-today-light-text-1/index.html) **unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text** by effinbirds 42. [So negative](/content/shop/@rodrigobhz/design/so-negative/index.html) **So negative** by rodrigobhz 43. [Chilling](/content/shop/@luciasancho/design/chilling/index.html) **Chilling** by Iucia 44. [Vinyl Shrooms](/content/shop/@coffeeman/design/vinyl-shrooms/index.html) **Vinyl Shrooms** by Coffee_man 45. [Is It Halloween Yet Vampire](/content/shop/@eduely/design/is-it-halloween-yet-vampire/index.html) **Is It Halloween Yet Vampire** by EduEly 46. [Life was Analog](/content/shop/@khairulanam87/design/life-was-analog/index.html) **Life was Analog** by khairulanam87 47. [As the Prophecy Foretold](/content/shop/@ctkrstudio/design/as-the-prophecy-foretold/index.html) **As the Prophecy Foretold** by ctkrstudio 48. [Retro cat vinyl](/content/shop/@coffeeman/design/retro-cat-vinyl/index.html) **Retro cat vinyl** by Coffee_man